TROUBLESHOOTING

Use in reference to model HANNAH version 1.0.

Serial Number: F0009221988

City of Manufacturing: Wanchese North Carolina

Date of Acquisition: February 14, 2007

Current Flag Status: 5

Quick Help Troubleshooting Guide

Symptom Problem Solution
HANNAH is crying. Something is bothering your HANNAH. Initiate a conversation to find what is wrong.
HANNAH appears mopy. HANNAH is feeling reluctant to verbalize a problem. Present HANNAH with snuggles and wait for her to start talking.
HANNAH appears angry. HANNAH is likely upset with a past event. Place HANNAH in a comfortable location and ask what she is angry about.
HANNAH appears grumpy. Your HANNAH has likely not left the house. Encourage HANNAH to go for a walk by herself.
HANNAH appears sluggish. Your HANNAH has not taken adequate time to refresh herself today. Make HANNAH a Manhattan Sweet and put her in a hot bath.
Spoken Response: “I don't know what's wrong.” HANNAH is feeling emotionally distraught. Ask HANNAH what you can do to help her feel better.
Spoken Response: “I feel overwhelmed.” HANNAH is feeling overwhelmed. Encourage HANNAH to take a break and spend some time by herself.

FAQ

Q: My HANNAH still seems broken. What should I do?

A: Occasionally, diagnosing your HANNAH may be outside the realm of the standard troubleshooting guide. If this is the case, we recommend immediate delivery of a babysitting service followed by a date night.

Q: My HANNAH seems upset at me. How do I handle this?

A: HANNAH's can become frustrated if they do not feel they are receiving adequate emotional response. Remind your HANNAH that you are trying hard for both of you. If needed, present HANNAH with a written document of your feelings.

Q: My HANNAH is acting irrationally. What do I do?

A: HANNAH's programmers defend that this is a feature, not a bug. Learn to embrace your HANNAH, for all her logistical flaws.